Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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