the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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