Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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