Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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