sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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