when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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