I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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