Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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