DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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