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(540): View more from Virginia

It was kinda weird being the boss

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Did you feel like Tony Danza?

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(302): View more from Delaware

Nicole vs. Life

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(315): View more from New York

You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

(740): View more from Ohio

i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work

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(905): View more from Ontario

STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE

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(209): View more from California

and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.

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