So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
