she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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