Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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