Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Terrible idea I love it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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