he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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