You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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