Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
me + whiskey = a bad person
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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