I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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