Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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