I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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