dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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