I don't think brook has ever known best
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
NoShamevember. You game?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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