So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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