She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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