Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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