you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Randomize
