My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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