they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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