Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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