these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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