he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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