White coat. Heels.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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