if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I understand Curling. That high.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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