I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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