his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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