if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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