I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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