I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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