Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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