I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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