Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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