Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
