But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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