You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I believe in your delicious
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