And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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