Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
