I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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