Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
its liver damage thursday
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