i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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