I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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