i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i think im in europe. pls send help
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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