Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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