I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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