i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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