obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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