he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Houston, we have a blender
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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