I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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