Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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