i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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