We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
