You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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