He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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